Bill’s Burgers

Marisa Burgers, Eat, The Outskirts of LA

THE GET DOWN


A burger shanty connected to a parking lot. The food is good but the owner’s are the experience. It’s like watching an episode of the Honeymooners. Well, it is and it isn’t.

Bill owns Bill’s Burger’s. He’s eighty something years old and has been married 5 times. (Actually , this is starting to sound a little “LA” now that I hear myself writing). If you ask Bill, he has never missed a day of work in his life, which doesn’t give Sharon much of a break. Sharon, one of Bill’s ex-wives ( I read she was his fourth but have never asked), also eighty something takes the orders. Then she yells them over her shoulder as Bill slaps the patties on the grill.

I’ve never witnessed them talking to each other… ever. They both talk to anyone sitting at the counter, just never to each other. Maybe that’s why they got divorced? Comedy I tell ya. Comedy… and a damn good burger.

DETAILS


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  • WHERE

    The Outskirts

  • GO FOR

    A burger, In house Entertainment

  • SOCIAL SCENE

    Homies, Domestic Imports

  • TODDLER RATING

    Easily Forgiven, No contained area

  • NEARBY

    Hmmmm not much?

  • CONTACT INFO

    Website: www.laweekly.com//restaurantsbills-burgers
    Phone: (818) 785-4086

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For those with little
runners & screamers:

Easily forgiven:

Here, you can forget the fact that it’s your rambunctious child that’s screaming and STILL enjoy most of your meal.

Not promoted, but you should take the chance:

If your toddler is at the stage when an iPad or some other colorful distraction can be used for an un-interrupted 20 minutes, then go for it.

Uh-uh, NO WAY, don’t even think about it!:

I don’t care how cute your toddler is. Pop your head in… turn around… walk away. PERIOD.

No contained area:

A place you cannot leave your toddler alone, not even for a second.

Enclosed, but space is tight:

If YOU can’t fit between the tables then you know you couldn’t catch your toddler if they tried – this isn’t Norm’s.

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